Superfluous imagination. A myriad of thoughts that come together to ultimately depict indescribable verbiage. A dream.
I awoke this morning, my thoughts provoked by my own subconscious reign in that black of night. What was so close felt so distant. As vivid as the sun itself, upon illumination was all but lost.
Who was that man? The hood, the glove, the sword; without a face. I shut my eyes trying to remember who he was. This dream; this myriad of thoughts, previously haunted my mind every night for 3 years. That was 2 and a half years ago. Why has it come back? The man. He was alone; was always alone. But in control.
As I said, it is indescribable. So vivid, yet so very distant. If I could not control my mind(if I were insane), I would almost believe what he told me. The same dream each night for 3 years. Who wouldn't believe it?
I would not even dare make mention of what he spoke of on this blog, to preserve my image as a 'sane' individual. =)
This blog is not public. I am only intending it for a select few. Please do not spread this around. Such verbiage is not meant for the general public =P
Saturday, September 9, 2006
Saturday, August 12, 2006
One stale twinkie
Ok so this blog has nothing to do with the title. I couldn't think of a title so I typed in the first thing I saw on my desk after shaking my head back and forth with my eyes closed and opening my eyes randomly. .... Good, I'm glad you're coming with me on that.
Right. So. We're gonna talk about stuff today. Stuff you say? Now way! I know, crazy right? The prance-around-in-front-of-the-mirror-wearing-a-suit-of-womens-skin-and-singing kind of crazy. .... Or not. Maybe just Ted Stevens crazy. And man, Senator Stevens is one crazy sumbish, lemme tell ya. "The internet is a series of tubes!" He needs to be shot. Among other things, of course. Ok, I got a little side tracked there.
I don't think anyone regularly reads this blog so I could prolly say whatever I please. I find it quite amusing when I tell people I'm autistic after knowing them for awhile. Some people go bug-eyed at me, others get scared that they said, or will say something wrong to offend me, heh.. And the rare few that say "cool". I tell some friends after getting to know them and get responses like "you're joking right?" or "get outta heeere". Silly people.
Like I have as my quote: I have Rainman beat.No, I'm no savant. Though I've never taken an official I.Q. test, that I know of at least, I'm pretty sure it would be in the upper ranges. But, as I still believe, I.Q. tests... Hell, tests in general prove nothing. Well they do show some strengths but they should not be held in such high respect as they are. Tests are not an exact science. Ok, got side tracked again.
Hmm I am a bit too tired to type atm. I'll have to continue on into my personal experience with the mental condition another time. It's really interesting stuff. Even for myself. I analyze my condition from a 3rd person perspective a few times. But yeah. Until next time....
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Right. So. We're gonna talk about stuff today. Stuff you say? Now way! I know, crazy right? The prance-around-in-front-of-the-mirror-wearing-a-suit-of-womens-skin-and-singing kind of crazy. .... Or not. Maybe just Ted Stevens crazy. And man, Senator Stevens is one crazy sumbish, lemme tell ya. "The internet is a series of tubes!" He needs to be shot. Among other things, of course. Ok, I got a little side tracked there.
I don't think anyone regularly reads this blog so I could prolly say whatever I please. I find it quite amusing when I tell people I'm autistic after knowing them for awhile. Some people go bug-eyed at me, others get scared that they said, or will say something wrong to offend me, heh.. And the rare few that say "cool". I tell some friends after getting to know them and get responses like "you're joking right?" or "get outta heeere". Silly people.
Like I have as my quote: I have Rainman beat.No, I'm no savant. Though I've never taken an official I.Q. test, that I know of at least, I'm pretty sure it would be in the upper ranges. But, as I still believe, I.Q. tests... Hell, tests in general prove nothing. Well they do show some strengths but they should not be held in such high respect as they are. Tests are not an exact science. Ok, got side tracked again.
Hmm I am a bit too tired to type atm. I'll have to continue on into my personal experience with the mental condition another time. It's really interesting stuff. Even for myself. I analyze my condition from a 3rd person perspective a few times. But yeah. Until next time....
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tips for Hardcore CS Players
CS players are unique, mostly in negative ways of course. They CAN be really nice people...OFFLINE. As the internet F***wad theory states: Give a normal person anonimity and an audience... and you get the ever-ready-to-call-you-an-assclown smacktard. Thats just how it is. I have yet to meet in-game a friendly, polite player who respects you.
I'm not saying this doesn't happen in other games. It does. ALOT....BUT the majority of people who are CS players still go ranting and raving about how CS is the best game in the world and no other game will ever be like it. Its friggin annoying. Lemme tell ya. Everyone has their own preferences. Don't shove your own down other peoples throats. I mean sure i'm gonna tell you I hate CS, but i'm not gonna tell you to hate it as well.
TIPS FOR CS PLAYERS:
1) When you feel the need to tell the world that CS is the best game in the world and always will be.... please do not hesitate to shove a rubber ball in your mouth and mumble incoherently.
2) Be NICE for a change. just because you may act like a retard in-game doesn't mean you have to be that way in forums or in chat.
3) Get over the fact that CS is not the ONLY good game in the world. There are plenty others....try broadening your horizons sometime.
DISCLAIMER: This message isn't being directed at specific people. This is simply a message going out to the general CS community. I have played CS so don't go telling me I don't know what i'm talking about. I've been there.
I'm not saying this doesn't happen in other games. It does. ALOT....BUT the majority of people who are CS players still go ranting and raving about how CS is the best game in the world and no other game will ever be like it. Its friggin annoying. Lemme tell ya. Everyone has their own preferences. Don't shove your own down other peoples throats. I mean sure i'm gonna tell you I hate CS, but i'm not gonna tell you to hate it as well.
TIPS FOR CS PLAYERS:
1) When you feel the need to tell the world that CS is the best game in the world and always will be.... please do not hesitate to shove a rubber ball in your mouth and mumble incoherently.
2) Be NICE for a change. just because you may act like a retard in-game doesn't mean you have to be that way in forums or in chat.
3) Get over the fact that CS is not the ONLY good game in the world. There are plenty others....try broadening your horizons sometime.
DISCLAIMER: This message isn't being directed at specific people. This is simply a message going out to the general CS community. I have played CS so don't go telling me I don't know what i'm talking about. I've been there.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Blog bloggity bloggy blog
So I haven't posted a new blog in awhile. How bout that... But I don't know what to post about so I guess I'll just ramble on, pointlessly. You know... maybe I won't. Its easier for me to just refer you to my buddy mike's blogs:
Click Here Or You Shall Be Immolated
Friday, April 7, 2006
Dog Prophylactics?
My friend mike and I were talking about caffeinated products and he asks me about caffeinated condoms. So I google it and the first thing that comes up was Dog Condoms. They're seriously manufacturing DOG condoms..... get this:
"The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners."
But man it gets better... apparently they had to recall their initial batch of condoms because:
"The use of these recalled condoms may result in unwanted canine pregnancies. Additionally, meat-scented Dog Condoms may present a choking hazard, especially for smaller dogs."
Wow.
"The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners."
But man it gets better... apparently they had to recall their initial batch of condoms because:
"The use of these recalled condoms may result in unwanted canine pregnancies. Additionally, meat-scented Dog Condoms may present a choking hazard, especially for smaller dogs."
Wow.
Tuesday, April 4, 2006
How To: Destroy The Earth
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
On Dreams
I had a crazy dream the other night... yeah, I know most dreams are crazy, but this one was nuts. David Hasslehof was in it.
I can remember was me and some friends were on the beach and there was David Hasslehof, Ron Pearlman, and Harrison Ford with their shirts off. And they were glaring at us. Just standing there glaring. We knew they were going to kill us. So we ran over and lit their camp on fire. But it was a set up. they called the cops on us and accused us of arson. We tried to tell the cops the truth. I'm not sure what happened between that part and the next....
That same group of friends, who I still don't know who they were, were climbing up this ladder on the side of a building I think. I'm not really sure. It was a metal ladder and we were climbing in a very small bricked in space.. I don't know. It was weird. Not sure how we got from David Hasslehoff to that...ANYways...
Yeah I told you it was crazy. Usually my dreams are influenced by what I was doing or watching before i went to sleep. But I wasn't watching anything with David Hasslehof in it. I was playing Oblivion! Unless, that game has David Hasslehof subliminally projecting to your brain.
I can remember was me and some friends were on the beach and there was David Hasslehof, Ron Pearlman, and Harrison Ford with their shirts off. And they were glaring at us. Just standing there glaring. We knew they were going to kill us. So we ran over and lit their camp on fire. But it was a set up. they called the cops on us and accused us of arson. We tried to tell the cops the truth. I'm not sure what happened between that part and the next....
That same group of friends, who I still don't know who they were, were climbing up this ladder on the side of a building I think. I'm not really sure. It was a metal ladder and we were climbing in a very small bricked in space.. I don't know. It was weird. Not sure how we got from David Hasslehoff to that...ANYways...
Yeah I told you it was crazy. Usually my dreams are influenced by what I was doing or watching before i went to sleep. But I wasn't watching anything with David Hasslehof in it. I was playing Oblivion! Unless, that game has David Hasslehof subliminally projecting to your brain.
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