Dog Prophylactics?

My friend mike and I were talking about caffeinated products and he asks me about caffeinated condoms. So I google it and the first thing that comes up was Dog Condoms. They're seriously manufacturing DOG condoms..... get this:

"The condoms also come in lubricated and meat scented varieties to enhance pleasure for both dog partners."

But man it gets better... apparently they had to recall their initial batch of condoms because:

"The use of these recalled condoms may result in unwanted canine pregnancies. Additionally, meat-scented Dog Condoms may present a choking hazard, especially for smaller dogs."

Wow.

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